do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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