Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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