Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
