do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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