Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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