i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do herpes really smell.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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