Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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