everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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