shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
His nipple licking is glorious
I'm really busy with my period
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