I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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