How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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