I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
whose parrot is this?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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