found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i will never coherently bang her
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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