does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
they need to just BURY HIM!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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