I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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