You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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