why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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