he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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