but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
