party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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