Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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