he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I pour the whiskey from now on
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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