Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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