i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Im part way to drunk.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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