He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I want to have your abortion
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
