when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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