Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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