are you still at the devil's house?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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