I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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