Having a random hookup so left but love u
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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