Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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