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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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