Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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