from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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