they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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