sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
