susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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