Buhtt sex?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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