brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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