just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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