This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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