I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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