No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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