google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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