Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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