Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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