i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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