i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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