I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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