i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just had sex on a roof
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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