Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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