i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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