Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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