Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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