Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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