shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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